quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via justshyme)

When someone compliments you and spend 5 minutes thinking of a reply and all you come up with is ‘thank you’

sodamnrelatable:

gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

(via haveyoubeenskippingmeals)

brellaperry:

i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love

(Source: brella, via boy-cried-wolf)

pizza:

behind-these-fangirl-eyes:

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

I’m waiting for the pizza chick’s obnoxious comment about how everyone wants her

evEry1 wantz meee!1!!1!
is that obnoxious enough for you huh punk

(via haveyoubeenskippingmeals)